Funny Grandma Gifts: I Would Fight A Bear For You Mug
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Tell Grandma you would fight a bear for her, with a few very important exceptions. The tall black lettering begins “I would fight a bear for you Grandma,” rules out a grizzly, a brown bear and a panda, then lands on a care bear. The last line delivers the cheeky “sonsabitches” punchline shown in the photos.
This white 11 oz coffee mug is a playful birthday, Christmas or Mother’s Day gift for a grandma who appreciates affectionate sarcasm.
Mug details
- 11 oz capacity
- Glossy white finish
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Dimensions: 3.7 inches high × 3.7 inches wide × 3.2 inches deep
- Circumference: 10.2 inches
One mug with the fixed design shown; no personalization is included.
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